To my left is a picture of everyone doing their best kissing impression of Jillian from Canada and Jason the Bachelor: French-Canadian kissing. Way too much tongue on TV.
Last night showed me all I needed to see to know who is going to win the most most romantic season of the Bachelor ever ever.
Molly. Simply because she is the ONLY one he even wants to kiss.
Jason has never been interested in kissing the one who looks like Patrick Swayze. That's why she's obviously gone now. Flight Attendant Underbite Naomi and Reduction Melissa are just flings and he's not interested. We'll have to wait eagerly until Deanna comes back.
On a semi-related side note, is it cool to live on a houseboat with a 3 year-old? It seems like a major hazard.
Also, is it cool to live on a houseboat, period? Do you have "land" rights underneath your boat? Do you have to pay dock fees? Are you surrounded by sex offenders? I feel like there must be a lot of sex offenders on house boats. Thus, is Jason a sex offender?
Liz quickly predicted that Patrick Swayze Deceased Husband Woman will be the next Bachelorette. Just as quickly as the thought came up, we decided that she will not be featured because not enough guys would be into her even though she seems really nice. And I like the way she says the word, "Man." She was always looking for a "kind man" or "caring man" or "loving man." Jason obviously wasn't man enough to pick a woman he wasn't attracted to.
We say goodbye to Patrick Swayze this week:
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Tim, I feel that ABC is making it look like Holly is the leader in the clubhouse. So, that's my strongest argument against her (see Jason last year...oh, and every bachelor/bachelorette season ever).
ReplyDeletedugan makes a very good point. i forgot to account for that factor. i guess it could be jillian. i was saying this morning that she reminds me of Tessa during the lieutenant andy baldwin season.
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