1. No Frank.
2. No Rated R.
3. No Craig M.
So three main characters were not there and ABC is not going to let Casual Michael Phelps carry two hours of programming. It led to a lot of Droopy Dog talk. Wait wait wait...no Frank??? Exactly. Long time fans know what's coming next.
Next week's epidode is sure to include a Frank sighting ala Reid in Jillian's season. Or did Frank's girlfriend finally put her foot down and end this nonsense.
Dugan's favorite part of the episode were the shots taken at Crazy Kasey. Kasey is given the job of WWT's future intern and asked how many times "guard and protect your heart" was said. "A Couple Hundred," was thrown out there as a plausible answer.
The Bachelor/ette Wo/Men Tell All has also become a concert series. Kasey took the opportunity to belt out a "Kasey song." Please let this guy start his own show with the freaks from American Idol.
Ali's reaction to the singing: "Yeah, it was so awkward."
Ali's reaction to the tatoo: "I felt bad. I felt bad for him"
Ali's reaction to the Night at the Museum date: "I was trying to call you (Harrison) for help"
It turns out this show has already been on tv.
Other nuggets before we get excited for next week's finale:
- Kirk's scrapbooking kept him longer than he would have.
- Unseen Moments from the show
- Roberto's attempt at popping a cork in Ali's face.
- Frank's dad gives a rambling toast
- Chris N as "The Phantom"
- Roberto in Portugal was apparrantly played by Ace Ventura (pictured below)
Enter The Men.
And they continue the Kasey Pile on.
Kirk: “he was in love with Ali before he met her.”
Ty: “this kid’s freaking crazy.” and "This guy is a looney tune."
Droopy Dog: “this kid is fucking nuts.”
Speaking of...
Kasey's response to all these attacks: "I was myself." He doesn't get that his self is crazy. Some part (ok a large part) of Dugan wants Kasey and the Phantom, aka the Riddler, aka the Orlando Entreprenuer/Entertainer to become superheroes that go around saving Reality Starlettes from the Frank and Rated R's of Reality TV world.
Kirk's time to shine...oh wait, no. His time to continue talking about his sickness.
Kirk's illness defines him. And from now on, that bad sickness that everyone gets in college - whether it be a cold like Kirk, mono, or even herpes...the worst sickness you get while in college shall forever be called "Kirk's disease." Luckily, Ali cured Kirk from Kirk's and he can love again.
Jessie returns from wherever former contestants are held.
Jessie is on the show to explain how she outed fame whore Justin. Jessie, who is the former "Miss Molson Indy Toronto Sports Model Competition Toronto Sun Sunshine Girl" came on her 2nd of 3 reality shows (upcoming Bachelor Pad being the 3rd) to complain about Rated R dating multiple women at home. As Dugan's mother in law pointed out when Frank had a girlfriend back home....ALI HAD TWO OTHER BOYFRIENDS AT THE TIME. And when Rated R got outed, Ali had a gaggle of men she was dating.
Jessie's time on the show had a tiger/elin sleaze to it. Multiple women, facebooks, voicemails, texts. I needed a shower after this segment.
Some closing thoughts.
Going into next week, we have Roberto and Chris Landscaper. Mrs. Dugan picked Chris L. to win and Roberto as next Bachelor long ago. I blogged about a possible Brad Womack ending to the season. We know one thing. Roberto is the favorite; thus, will not win. Will Ali pick the life of a perfectly manicured lawn or move to Austin and continue bar hopping with Brad?
Oh, and the Bachelor Pad is going to be awesome.
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