Mrs. Dugan noticed that our host has lost a little weight as of late. This can only mean one thing: he's looking around. Harrison is an avid family man so we "won't even dignify accusations with a response" that this new look is in relation to his personal life. But, is it possible Chris is looking around for another gig? It appears so... nothing wreaks of a job hunt like getting rid of the winter coat combined with a flurry of activity on professional social networks and WWT has an EXCLUSIVE look into the newly updated LinkedIn Profile of Mr. Chris B. Harrison (click for the full screenshot).
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Mr. Smalz, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I don't even know where to begin - a personal favorite being that Chris "recommends" no Job Rob and even touts the bartending skills. Or how about his specialties:
ReplyDeleteConflict moderator and instigator. Very interesting. Technically, he could flip back and forth between instigator and moderator and watch people in agony for hours.
And after the next awful thing happens in my life, I am going to send Chris a request to handle the "breaking of bad news" because he is so good at it......And Scene..."Mrs. Dugan, this is Chris Harrison from ABC's the Bachelor. I have some bad news. Lil' Dugan has been denied by Notre Dame and all her choices and will be attending Oklahoma City College next fall."
However, Mrs. Dugan will be able to get over the awful news because Chris can be her life coach, and if that surprisingly fails, he can amuse her with his karaoke skills.
I love this blog.