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If you are living under a rock, you may not know that LeBron gave out his final rose last night. WWT has all the details that you didn't see on the 1 hour special that is being called the Worst Train Wreck since Robert Martin Sanchez forgot that you shouldn't text and drive trains. By the time the final rose was to be delivered, the Bulls had all but given up and the Knicks were so tired of courting LeBron that they sent a proxy to deliver their final pleas:

"Hey, Can LeBron come out and play?"

Our sources (Chris Harrison) give us insight into what happened next. It was your typical finale, a limo pulls up... and uh oh, Cleveland is out first... could it be that the producers are trying to head-fake us and the first girl out is NOT the loser?? Nope, LeBron's face says its all and Cleveland knows... What happened next Chris? What did you say to them??? Tell us Chris??

LeBron then did the dutiful thing and walked Cleveland to the limo ride home.

He told Cleveland you'll always have my heart.

She responded with:

"Are you serious? I don't want it. I can't believe you would take me to the fantasy suite for 7 years and then break up with me on TV. You are making me feel like a slut and I hate you. I'm going to write letters to all of our mutual friends in crazy font to express what jerk you are." (this was the closest font to Comic Sans that Blogger seems to offer)

LeBron remained cool in front of the camera's but he was clearly shaken by Cleveland's aggression. Chris gave him a second by himself on the balcony to regain his composure.

After some man tears there was not much more to left in the show. 'The Decision' has been made... LeBron chooses Miami, hopefully all the kids stay happy...