Monday, February 4, 2019

The Bachelor Episode 5: We Ain’t Got Time for That

Sorry loyal readers, but Dugan and I have a lot going on right now.  Until this blog starts paying us more than $0/year, we may just decide to take a week (or season) off.

Here’s a 10 cent summary of the episode:

The girl that is lying about never being kissed got kissed.

AK Elyse mentally crumbled and broke up with Colton. She said she couldn’t accept a proposal after a few weeks. They must not get television in Alaska/Arkansas because that’s the premise of the show.

Kirpa had a major band-aid on her chin. No one said anything about it.

Camila Cabella Nicole was unfairly framed as being on the show to “get out of
Miami.”  No offense (yes, offense) to all the other podunk hometowns on this show, but this story was obviously fake from the get go. Leave Miami to go where?  One of America’s many Polar Vortex towns?  I don’t think so.

The fight continued between Camila and Onyeka the Nightmare at the Rose Ceremony pre-party. It was a lot of yelling and I feel dumber for having listened to it.

To be continued!!!

No comments:

Post a Comment