Sean begins the episode working out. His fitness is going to be a theme this season. Harrison drops an early bombshell, "Probably the most sincere Bachelor we’ve ever had in the show…” How sure are you, Harrison? Are you 80% sure? What the hell does that mean about the other Bachelor/ettes?
Righty’s Ready to “Fall” in love
- Who is more obsessed with the one arm? Richard Kimble or Righty?
- When a Helicopter picks Righty up, Kacie B is surprised. She’s done this before, right?
- Her lack of an arm doesn’t effect how she can “love” someone. I'm immature.
- They free fall 300 feet
Let's see how this episode goes every season. She freaks out. He supports her. These early episodes are
beyond formulaic. They could just photoshop heads and save the money.
Storytime w/ Righty
- In Vegas with her dad, she was not allowed to get on the zip line due to Nevada laws.
- Most other states have laws that protect the rights of the disabled.
- Have you seen Nevada's state flag?
- Mrs. Dugan imagines Sean being really into zip lining and being disappointed.
- So Righty's into zip lining, free falling off the sides of buildings....what else?
- Boom. Rose.
Group Date w/
lucky 13
Christy, Amanda, Brook, Leslie M., Daniella, Catherina,
Robin, Katie, Selma, Diana, Taeryn, Kasey, Tierra head to a model shoot. These group dates are difficult to blog so I'll just hit the highlights.
- The women (sans Model Christy) are not excited.
- Tierra driving people nuts. And a hairdresser dropped the line of the night: “tacky hoes are a dime a dozen”
- Lesley M brings the heat with a cowboy outfit and a kiss. I really want to figure out a way to call her Abramoff because that Fedora picture is priceless.
- The after party is called a "Pool Party"
- Is a party near a pool technically a “Pool Party?”
- Does there have to be swimming?
- Leslie Abramoff is a good, southern girl, not used to making first move...until now.
- Multiple women expecting the rose tonight (Leslie, Daniella (who?), Kacie B., Tierra)
- Kacie B wants out of the friend zone
- Lennay Kekua (formerly Catherine) competes for quote of the night, "I'm vegan but I love the beef”
- Mrs. Dugan thinks Selma is Selma Hayekesue
You be the judge?
- Big Hair Katie is not handling the show well
- If BHK stayed around one more week, I would have bothered to photoshop her onto Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science.
- BHK: “ I feel like I need to go home.” Sean: “Let me walk you out then.” In other words...
- Rose to Kacie B.
Date #3 w/ Say Yes to the Des: Punk'd Edition
This version will not get renewed. Sean and Say Yes to the Des (Mrs. Dugan believes frontrunner for next Bachelorette) get past a slow start and show some good chemistry back at his place. They talked about their families and wanting to be best
friends. Ugh? Shoot me. Lame rose jokes. She gets one.
Rose Ceremony
Two woman are going home with BHK. Lindsey didn't get a date and wants to make up for wearing a wedding dress on opening night. Her dad's a general. He allowed this? She also wants to marry their best friend. Who uses "best friend" after 13 years of age?
Amanda is pissed. Thrown out there? "Possessed" "Pouting" "Tornado of Negativity"
Robyn doesnt know if Sean has jungle fever. He does.
Roses
Righty, Kacie B, Say Yes to the Des are safe.
- Ashley (spelled terribly) - organizer from Texas
- The General's Daughter - sub teacher who wears a dress
- Robyn - confirmed Sean can walk her way
- Jackie
- Leslie M - I really want to call her Abramoff just so I can use the Fedora pick
- Selma
- Lennay Kekua (formerly Catherine)
- Christy
- Leslie H
- Tierra
- Taeryn
- Daniella
- Amanda. YES!
Brook was one of the most attractive of the season. Why cut her? Diana? See BHK's exit. Sean is the most likable Bachelor/ette since?
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