Bachelor Pad How I Love Thee

1) This show rocks and is so much more interesting than the Bachelor/ette. I think this is mostly because there is far less dialogue.

2) The dynamic Chris Harrison/Melissa due is the opposite of dynamic, more like the Chris Harrison carrying the team duo ... or something.

3) ABC did such an excellent job picking these fine characters and grooming them by sending them on co-ed trips to create sufficient relationship history, such as Blonde/Brunette Elizabeth & Jesse Kovacs. I'll stop at 3 in case any of the contestants of the Pad are reading. I don't want the math to get too complicated. So, I left off with Kovacs, which leads me to my unrelated point .....

Jesse Kovacs has a family winery. The website is a rediculous cross promotion of the winery and his appearances on the Bachelorette Season 5 and the Bachelor Pad.

I don't know about you, but I'm definitely not even slightly interested in this winery because this kid is involved. However, watching the Pad definitely makes me want to drink. Hmmmm. I'll tell you what I am interested in .... how much emotional pain he will endure at the hands of Elizabeth. Incredible.

Also, these remarkable Kovacs brothers "wrote" a book.

(If you want real wine from a family winery that cares about the product ... check out these guys. Seriously, that's good wine.)

Bachelor Pad Word of the Day (Vol 5)

Weatherman: [weth-er-man] -noun, plural -men

1. a person who forecasts and reports the weather; meteorologist

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Bachelor Pad Word of the Day (Vol 4 - Urban Dictionary Edition)

FREE-SPIRITED. Noun.

1. Someone who cannot be tamed; untame; stubborn...

2. A nice way of calling someone a slut. The labled person, either a male or female, has a "free spirit" and thus is not grounded by society's disapproval of having several sexual partners. Also referred to as free.

I agree with you that Laurie is attractive and might make a nice girlfriend, but, uh, how should I put this...she's very free-spirited.

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Bachelor Pad Word of the Day (Vol3)

CLASH (klash) v. clashed, clash·ing, clash·es

v.intr.

1: To come into conflict; be in opposition:

2: To create an unpleasant visual impression when placed together: colors that clash.

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Bachelor Pad Word of The Day (Vol2)

REGRET [ri-ˈgret] verb. Inflected Form(s): re·gret·ted; re·gret·ting

1 a : to mourn the loss or death of b : to miss very much
2 : to be very sorry for [regrets his mistake]
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Episode I: Step aside, Michelle.

Crazy [krey-zee] adjective, -zi·er, -zi·est, noun, plural -zies.

1. mentally deranged; demented; insane.

2. senseless; impractical; totally unsound: a crazy scheme.

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The Most Romantic Sonnet in History

Like the Finale of the most romantic bachelorette finale in history, this 'ode to Roberto' in bastardized iambic pentameter is brought to us by Old Navy's Bootylicious Line of Jeans.

THE RIGHT REASONS

The first impression rose, this guy didn't cry
They share a catch and a close baseball swing
He sings off key but looks into her eye
He's thinking, "I Just Can't Wait to Be King."

He wrestled droopy dog and though he lost
Droops won the date but then got sent back home
His face was swollen from when he was tossed
And could not avoid the dreaded friend zone

In Tahiti, though sweaty lips and cheeks
Roberto, on bent knee, told his girl how
Love's found Ali in brief hours and weeks
But what about what's up with his eye brow? With his love, Ali will want for nuthin'
And Al can help Rob with his top button.