Friday, August 6, 2010

The Most Romantic Sonnet in History

Like the Finale of the most romantic bachelorette finale in history, this 'ode to Roberto' in bastardized iambic pentameter is brought to us by Old Navy's Bootylicious Line of Jeans.

THE RIGHT REASONS

The first impression rose, this guy didn't cry
They share a catch and a close baseball swing
He sings off key but looks into her eye
He's thinking, "I Just Can't Wait to Be King."

He wrestled droopy dog and though he lost
Droops won the date but then got sent back home
His face was swollen from when he was tossed
And could not avoid the dreaded friend zone

In Tahiti, though sweaty lips and cheeks
Roberto, on bent knee, told his girl how
Love's found Ali in brief hours and weeks
But what about what's up with his eye brow? With his love, Ali will want for nuthin'
And Al can help Rob with his top button.

1 comment:

  1. Only one word can be used to describe "The Right Reasons." EPIC!!! It’s enough to make kings and vagabonds, believe the very best.

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